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We create a great deal of personal information about you, including your name, buying habits, sexual orientation, credit cards details and TV watching habits. We will "accidentally" publish all this information on the web to cause you a huge amount of distress.

Not really.

In fact, we collect no personally identifiable information whatsoever. Our hosting company probably keeps some access logs though, and we get some pretty statistics from these. But that's it. Honest.